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ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY WITH YOUR ROOMMATES THAT I'M CRASHING AT YOUR APARTMENT? OH, FOR SURE. THEY LOVE COMPANY, ESPECIALLY MY ROOMMATE KEVIN. GUY HATES BEING HOME ALONE. ♪♪ [BURNING] [SCREAMS] >>
WHOA. DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? FREAKING- [GRUMBLING] WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT TO THE DOOR?
GUYS GIVE UP YET? OR ARE YOU THIRSTY FOR MORE? KEVIN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? I TOLD YOU I HAVE ONE RULE! NEVER, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LEAVE ME HOME ALONE THIS TIME OF YEAR!
>>WHOA, MAN, CALM DOWN. WE JUST WANTED TO COME INTO THE HOUSE. >>NEVER! MY BAD! THAT WAS A KNEE JERK RESPONSE. >>WHO THROWS A BRICK AS A KNEE-JERK RESPONSE? YOU'VE SERIOUSLY INJURED MY COUSIN. >>HE'LL BE FINE. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT A BRICK THROWN THREE STORIES HIGH IS PRACTICALLY HARMLESS. HE'S JUST BEING DRAMATIC. WATCH THIS! OKAY, BAD EXAMPLE. [CRASHING]
>>WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? >>SOUNDS LIKE SOME BAD GUYS JUST TRIED TO BREAK INTO THE APARTMENT. [BREAKING GLASS] >>[GASPS] >>JEREMY! WHAT HAPPENED? >>I'M NOT SURE. STEPHEN AND I TRIED TO USE THE BACK ENTRANCE AND HIS FLAME AND FEATHERS EVERYWHERE! >>
OKAY, WE'VE OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT BRICKS ARE DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO DEFEND THIS APARTMENT. [ELECTRIC BUZZING] >>STEPHEN? >>LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO USE THE BATHROOM SINK. >>THE MAN IS A SKELETON! >>THIS IS NOTHING NEW. HE WILL FULLY RECOVER FROM THIS. >>
THERE! YOU SEE? >>STEPHEN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE OK- WHY? >>OKAY, I'M SORRY, BUT CAN WE AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE HOW GOOD OF AN AIM I AM? I MEAN, I SHOULD BE IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. >>YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, MAN! >>
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN HELP ME AND I DOUBT SHE'S EVEN STILL ALIVE. >>KEVIN, IT'S ME! DON'T BE AFRAID. FOLLOW THE STAR IN YOUR HEART. [CRASHES] >>YOU DON'T CALL ME FOR 23 YEARS AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU? I GAVE YOU TURTLE DOVES, WOMAN! >>WAS THAT OUR AC UNIT? WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT? >>I RAN OUT OF BRICKS. >>OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, BUT I AM LEAVING FOREVER. YOU CAN KEEP MY STUFF. [METAL CLANG] ♪♪
Difficult Phrases and Words
CRASHING AT YOUR APARTMENT
DUDE
MY BAD
KNEE JERK RESPONSE
DRAMATIC
SKELETON
MAJOR LEAGUES
TURTLE DOVES
AC UNIT
Discussion Questions
1. CRASHING AT YOUR APARTMENT – What are some unspoken rules when someone is crashing at your apartment?
2. DUDE – Do you think the word "dude" is gender-neutral nowadays, or is it still mostly used for guys?
3. MY BAD – Do you think saying "my bad" sounds sincere, or is it too casual for serious mistakes?
4. KNEE JERK RESPONSE – Can you share a time when you had a knee-jerk response to something? Was it the right reaction?
5. DRAMATIC – Do you think being dramatic is always a bad thing, or can it be fun sometimes?
6. SKELETON – Have you ever heard the phrase "skeletons in the closet"? What do you think it means?
7. MAJOR LEAGUES – Can you think of a time when you felt like you were stepping into the major leagues in something you were doing?
8. TURTLE DOVES – Why do you think turtle doves are symbols of love or peace?
9. AC UNIT – Do you prefer fresh air from open windows, or the cool air from an AC unit? Why?